You might be an Apostolic if...

1. If you were saved after midnight.
2. If you've ever been hit in the eyes by a flying bobby pin.
3. If you judge a service by how many hairpins you find in the floor. ("Wow, we had a 15 hairpin service!")
4. If the aisles at your church are not a safe place to be.
5. If you've ever sang the same chorus 89 times in a row.
6. If you've ever stood up and sat down more than 30 times in one service.
7. If your pastor takes off his watch at the start of a sermon....and it means nothing.
8. If there are footprints on the tops of the pews.
9. If a special singer forgets the words and someone says,"Bless him Lord".
10.If you've ever knelt at an altar and received therapeutic massage.



:) but I wouldn't trade it for the world!